Confessions of a Fugitive Mind

March 21, 2003

Send It Back?

I want French toast for breakfast. And French fries for lunch. And perhaps more urgently, I want the Send Back Liberty people sent to Iraq. They're quite smug about the whole "Freedom Fries" thing and can't just be happy with throwing out French food and wine. The blessed fools think we should ship the Statue of Liberty back to the French. Isn't there something better they could be doing with their time and energy? (OK, I do think changing the name of the French tickler to a Yankee doodle would be neat...)

Posted by criminal at March 21, 2003 10:12 AM

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so i guess you think the petition to have french stewart change his name to freedom stewart is stupid, too? awww.

Posted by: gillian at March 21, 2003 12:49 PM

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