Confessions of a Fugitive Mind
December 08, 2005
Zap!
There's electricity in the air today. And I mean it, quite literally. It's dry and cold so the static is building up everywhere. Apparently my cheap sweater coat from WalMart is an excellent conductor of this season's static electricity because it sends dozens of little zings up and down my arms whenever I put it on or take it off. The bathroom is even worse because of all the metal door handles. I keep waiting for something (like the new carpet in the hallway) to spark and catch fire. It wouldn't take much with all this energy hanging around.
Posted by criminal at December 8, 2005 02:45 PM