Confessions of a Fugitive Mind

October 18, 2006

The Last Straw

I am straw challenged.

Although they're supposed to be less messy, I am either getting all the bum straws or haven't figured out how to use one properly. It seems like every time I use one I'm dripping my drinks onto something. Often myself. I'm like one of those excitable ball players who makes a move with the ball before catching, except I'm taking the cup and straw away from my mouth before I've finished my sip, causing iced coffee or soda to come flying out at me. I'm sure I know three-year-olds with better straw skills than me.

I may not be smart enough to properly drink out of a straw, but at least I'm smart enough to keep Tide To Go pens handy.

Posted by criminal at October 18, 2006 10:07 AM

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